We hate you, George Clooney!

Okay, that's not true at all. The actor actually seems extremely nice, funny and humble and is quite talented.

But recent photos of girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis just drive home one very simple point: Clooney is the luckiest man alive.

He's like John Mayer, minus all the douchebag qualities. Only Derek Jeter rivals Clooney's ability to pull tail, leave tail after a period of time and never receive a shred of criticism from the pieces of tail he's left behind.

We could all learn a lot from this man.

Click on the pics of Canalis in Maxim below. You'll be ever so glad you did...