“No, sorry fella, there’s no overtaking at all, mate,” he replied. “Sorry. You’ll have to just stay where you’re at.” As if in a competition, someone would genuinely be asking permission to make a move ahead.

“I didn’t ask him permission. I told him what we were gonna do when we got a chance,” Shane laughed.

Perhaps because Shane and Zola were so close behind them, when Jason and Stuart determined they wanted to check their load, Jason made the risky decision to do so while the truck was still moving across the Australian desert at top speed. He simply swung the door open and hung out, checking both high and low at their load from his vantage point. The guys behind their truck could scarcely believe what they were seeing.

“Good way to see if we’ve lost anything or not,” eh said after climbing back in. “Not on this side, I didn’t see anything.” Unfortunately, checking the other side would be a lot more difficult as Jason is kind of busy driving over there.

The competition continues on “World’s Toughest Trucker,” Mondays at 10 p.m. EST on Discovery.

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“I have to say it, this is the best job you’ve ever done,” Trump told Senior and his team. “100% American made, that’s what I like.”

It probably helped him get the hook-up that Senior is one of the contestants on the current season of “The Celebrity Apprentice.” Plus, Trump and Senior have struck up a friendship, with Trump giving him some tough advice about the ongoing feud between Senior and his son.

The guys from Orange County Choppers were excited to be presenting the bike to Trump, and very proud of the work that they did, saying, “It’s one of the best pieces that we’ve done at Orange County Choppers.” The team took their time on it, spending more time on design and using more custom parts than perhaps any other bike they’d done, and it certainly showed. The detail was intricate and the overall look both spectacular and absolutely screaming Donald Trump.

Both Paul Teutel Sr. and Donald Trump can be seen on “The Celebrity Apprentice,” airing Sundays at 9 p.m. EST on NBC. “American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior” is on Mondays at 9 p.m. EST on Discovery.

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In the present, McKee was back on the loose and killing again. Clearly, Banerjee’s work hadn’t succeeded, or whatever agent is returning the ’63s restored his urge to punish those who bully others. In every scene where McKee kills, he is seen being bullied or pushed around first. Granted, murder is perhaps a little over the top for the infractions — not to mention the collateral damage of other people nearby he also murders — but it gives the notion that he’s working within his own sense of justice.

For the first time, another inmate was brought in to help in the capture, as Madsen was allowed to question Jack Sylvane, the first recaptured ’63. Sylvane’s cell was next to McKee’s so he was able to provide some insight into the character and motivations of the chemistry killer that proved invaluable. Plus, he reaffirmed that the returnees have no idea how they came back. And dropped the cryptic hint that he no longer dreams — a byproduct of Banerjee’s memory-erasing?

Watch the mystery slowly unravel as “Alcatraz” continues Mondays at 9 p.m. EST on Fox.

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In the present, McKee was back on the loose and killing again. Clearly, Banerjee’s work hadn’t succeeded, or whatever agent is returning the ’63s restored his urge to punish those who bully others. In every scene where McKee kills, he is seen being bullied or pushed around first. Granted, murder is perhaps a little over the top for the infractions — not to mention the collateral damage of other people nearby he also murders — but it gives the notion that he’s working within his own sense of justice.

For the first time, another inmate was brought in to help in the capture, as Madsen was allowed to question Jack Sylvane, the first recaptured ’63. Sylvane’s cell was next to McKee’s so he was able to provide some insight into the character and motivations of the chemistry killer that proved invaluable. Plus, he reaffirmed that the returnees have no idea how they came back. And dropped the cryptic hint that he no longer dreams — a byproduct of Banerjee’s memory-erasing?

Watch the mystery slowly unravel as “Alcatraz” continues Mondays at 9 p.m. EST on Fox.

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The former American Idol contestant will perform in Mercury’s place when Queen headline the Sonisphere festival in Knebworth over the summer.

And guitarist May insists the band’s iconic star, who passed away in 1991, would be happy with their latest addition.

He says: “Judging by my incoming mail, this decision will make a lot of people very happy. It’s a worthy challenge for us, and I’m sure Adam would meet with Freddie’s approval! And what better place to revisit, and walk those emotional paths than Knebworth? It will be a rush.”

And Lambert admits he can’t wait to get on stage with his heroes, adding: “I’m completely in awe of the Queen phenomenon. The thought of sharing the stage for a full set is so beautifully surreal. I’m honoured to be able to pay my respects to Freddie’s memory. He’s a personal hero of mine and I am deeply grateful for the chance to sing such powerful music for fans of this legendary band. I know the evening will be a huge milestone for me, and with the support of Brian, Roger (Taylor, drummer) and the rest of the band I know magic will be on display.”

Lambert previously performed with the surviving members of Queen at the MTV European Music Awards in November.

Colbert was back hosting “The Colbert Report,” which last week mysteriously canceled the tapings of two episodes. Colbert’s 91-year-old mother, Lorna Colbert, is ill. And while the comedian didn’t address her by name, he offered a “confidential” message to “a lovely lady.”

Said Colbert: “Evidently, having 11 children makes you tough as nails.”

Colbert is the youngest of 11 children. His father, James Colbert, and two of his brothers were killed in an airplane crash in 1974.

He also comically addressed the rumors stoked by the brief absence of what he called “the hub around which the republic turns.”

Colbert was back hosting “The Colbert Report,” which last week mysteriously canceled the tapings of two episodes. Colbert’s 91-year-old mother, Lorna Colbert, is ill. And while the comedian didn’t address her by name, he offered a “confidential” message to “a lovely lady.”

Said Colbert: “Evidently, having 11 children makes you tough as nails.”

Colbert is the youngest of 11 children. His father, James Colbert, and two of his brothers were killed in an airplane crash in 1974.

He also comically addressed the rumors stoked by the brief absence of what he called “the hub around which the republic turns.”

Evelyn brought out some very nasty, and very politically incorrect, insults to fling Jennifer’s way and seemed like she was only interested in venting her rage. “You want an apology for the blog, is that what you want? How can we solve it? What do you want from me?” Jennifer asked with sincerity. “What the f**k do you want, Evelyn?”

But now Evelyn wasn’t going to accept an apology with Jennifer’s “nasty attitude.” “Tone it down ’cause I’m gonna punch you in your m***********g face,” she threatened.

It was an odd rift between the two women as they both seemed upset about the same thing. “If you had an issue with me, I would have preferred you come talk to me than discuss it with everybody else,” Jennifer said at one point. Evelyn was equally upset that Jennifer went the very public route of voicing her displeasure on her blog. Or at the least, not policing what her publicist is penning under her name.

The new season of “Basketball Wives” continues Mondays at 8 p.m. EST on VH1.

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Both performers were larger than life personalities who managed to become among the biggest stars in the history of music. And both have left a huge hole in the world they’ve left behind. How does one come out from under that?

“It sounds so mean, but you have to move on,” she said of the family and loved ones of Houston. “You can’t hold onto that, because it can be very devestating. And sometimes therapy is the best thing.”

Anderson Cooper asked her about those “X Factor” rumors, but Jackson played coy. “I’m not a judge on ‘The X Factor,’” she confirmed. “But that’s all I really think I should say.”

Clearly, there’s something more going on with the story, so it’s likely Jackson is at least in talks and at most in full negotiations to join Simon Cowell and L.A. Reid on the judging panel. It would certainly make for an exciting addition to the show.

“The X Factor” returns in the fall, with several key positions still to be cast. “Anderson” is syndicated daily. Check local listings for time and channel.

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Previously on “Smash”: “You’re a waitress.” “What about the adoption?” “You got it! You’re Marilyn!”

Presented without commentary, the most absurd, comical, self-serious and/or humorless moments from episode three, “Enter Mr. DiMaggio.”

1. Derek and Ivy’s sexy time.
2. “I’d really like to get together sometime and work on her.”
3. “I’ll have my assistant call you and put it in the book.”
4. “Do you think he gave me the part because I slept with him?”
5. “You got the part. You got. The part.”
6. “Life is long. Theater is longer.”
7. “We’re Brits, that’s what we do.”
8. “How’s this?” [KISS] “What movie are we doing now?” “‘Gone With the Wind,’ baby.”
9. “He’s doing that Bruno Mars show.”
10. That Bruno Mars show.
11. “Well, apparently he’s a huge baseball fan.”
12. “I think it sounds amazing.”
13. “It’s only a workshop! All I need is $200,000.”
14. “I don’t know if I’m ready for that.”
15. Ellis and his friends.
16. Ellis in the kitchen.
17. Julia’s brainstorming face.
18. Ellis stealing Julia’s notebook.
19. Iowa.
20. “I look like a duck in that costume.” “A very fetching duck.”
21. Ellis kissing his roommate.
22. “I just wanna be a great father.”
23. “I think Artie would love to see his dad play Joe DiMaggio.”
24. Julia’s sexual tension face with Michael.
25. “You smell good.”
26. “It’s not actually a secret. They’re having sex in the dressing room.”
27. “I feel like you should give him a little space right now.”
28. “I’m gonna get you a cup of tea.”
29. Ellis’s smirk.
30. “Feminism is overrated.”
31. “Time for some karaoke!”
32. “Hey Broadway!”
33. Karen’s “Hey Broadway!” friend dancing.
34. “Why don’t we ever go to your place?”
35. “I thought you didn’t want me in your home. Or something.”
36. “Darling, I want you everywhere.”
37. Ellis eavesdropping.
38. “No one else can know.”
39. “Come on, Broadway baby. Got to get you back to the big time.”

“Smash” airs Mondays at 10 p.m. on NBC