Having just been a part of scripted history in the climactic scene on Tuesday’s series finale of The Hills, is Brody Jenner already planning a return to reality TV?

In Touch Weekly reports that Brody, who’s been on like 13 shows already, is actively pitching a new show for himself and Avril Lavigne – his real girlfriend.

That stuff with Kristin Cavallari was all fake.

According to insiders, Avril isn’t down with the idea, so Brody has been “begging” her to consider it. Supposedly, she’s “so in love with him” she might agree.

BEING BRAVRIL: Will Jenner and Lavigne get their own show? What would they call it, and would anyone watch it? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Maybe that’s why he got that tattoo. Now she has to do it, right? Look at the strength of commitment he showed to their relationship … reciprocate, already!

Basically, it sounds she doesn’t want to say no – but she REALLY doesn’t want to do it either. Bet you she caves, though. The women of Hollywood usually do.

Can you blame them? It’s Brody Jenner.

Given their history, Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad may never be BFFs. But The Hills stars aren’t exactly feuding, either. The two are “cool,” Kristin says.

The two Laguna Beach beauties famously dated the same guy, Stephen Colletti, on the hit MTV reality show that spawned The Hills, which starred Conrad.

In a hilariously contrived move, Cavallari replaced LC as the protagonist and “narrator” of the series in 2009, when she decided to leave after five seasons.

Following The Hills series finale this week, the two reunited along with the whole cast, past and present, at the live after-show bash at the Roosevelt Hotel.

Despite what some think, the two don’t hate each other at all.

A rare joint Lauren Conrad-Kristin Cavallari photo op!

“I saw her at the wrap party on Saturday and we caught up,” Cavallari said at the after-show party, explaining that they’re now cordial, but that’s about it.

“We are not going to lunch together and I don’t have her phone number, but we are cool,” adds Cavallari of Conrad, who’s kept a low profile this past year.

Both girls also dated Brody Jenner at some point.

Speaking of that guy, whose fake relationship with Kristin was a primary, bogus story line this season, he’s now with Avril Lavigne – but still close to Kristin.

“Our friendship is the most important thing and I don’t think that anything will ever get in the way of that,” says Cavallari, who’s dating Miguel Medina.

Nice to see Kristin and LC on good terms. But if you had to pick …

Truth be told, The Hills should have ended when Lauren Conrad left the show, and it came as no surprise that the series finale felt rather anti-climactic. A bigger surprise however, was that ending – after 20 minutes or so of staged goodbyes, an acoustic version of Natasha Bedingfield’s “Unwritten,” and a delightful montage of memories stemming all the way back to some cast members’ Laguna Beach days, Kristin Cavallari gave Brody Jenner a tearful hug goodbye before she left for Europe (where in Europe? Don’t worry about it. Just Europe. The whole country) and the Hollywood backgdrop rolled away to reveal a studio lot, cameras, crews, and a blaring reminder that this show is no more real than most of Heidi Montag‘s body. The unexpected ending also proved to audiences that the people behind The Hills are a little more self-aware than we’ve been led to believe. Was that ending meta? Was it an attempt to admit the extent that the show is a product of scripted storylines? Do I really care? I can at least answer that last question with a resounding no.

On a side note, the trailer for Eat, Pray, Love makes me regret every negative word I’ve ever uttered toward the book… that I haven’t read. But yeah, that movie looks awesome. That trailer? Delightful. Well-done. A cinematic masterpiece in under a minute. It’s really brutal going from that back to The Hills. There’s a serious quality discrepancy going on.

Look, there’s a lot more I could write about this closing episode. I could mention how Lo drops “like” every other sentence but appears to be 23-going-on-a-30-something-housewife. Or how I’m pretty sure lifeguard tower #24 is actually in Venice, not Hermosa Beach, but Audrina is probably too dead behind the eyes to remember that she’s supposedly living in this model home. And Steph, poor Steph, well, the girl never quite figured out how to make her hair and make-up look quite as nice as the others. An A for effort, sweetie! And finally, much like the average show gracing the airwaves today, this episode culminated with closure for the central romantic couple, even though I don’t care much about Kristin or Brody. I am somewhat curious to know what Stacie the Bartender is up to. Think she’s still working at The Dime? But I found the finale, minus the surprise twist ending, miserable, and I’m too exhausted by its supreme inanity to comment further.

The truth in all of this is that lives were made (see: Lauren, Whitney Port), lives were ruined (see: Speidi) but the real fallout was on America. The Hills changed the development and understanding of reality TV, changed the meaning and presentation of this genre as a whole, and set the course for more like-minded spectacles on television networks the country-over. It’s the show I’ve loved to hate, but feel nothing but relief that it’s finally ended its tenure. May all those starlets fall back into the recesses of an unexamined, camera-free existence.

P.S. Hey Brody – when your bizarre relationship with Avril Lavigne comes to an end, call me.

With tearful goodbyes, key story lines wrapped up and a post-show appearance by former star Lauren Conrad, much fanfare surrounded The Hills finale.

But while the live after-party (click here for cast photos) celebrated the six-season run, many fans were left scratching their heads about the last scene.

As Tuesday’s episode drew to a close, Kristin Cavallari stepped into a waiting car destined for the airport, allegedly to catch a flight bound for Europe.

She left a tearful Brody Jenner behind, waving goodbye … or not. The camera panned out to reveal the entire production crew, set and cameramen.

Did The Hills just punk viewers who ate this stuff up for six seasons, then rub their noses in it with an overt F-You to end the last of its 102 episodes?

That’s what it felt like!

Brody Jenner and Kristin Cavallari make a good-looking fake couple.

“The thing is, as you saw at the end, what’s real, what’s fake, you don’t know,” Jenner said. “Our relationship, the entire time could have been fake. That’s one of the questions: what was real and what was fake, and we left it [open].”

Kristin Cavallari said she enjoyed the way the show concluded: “I think we both couldn’t have been happier with the ending. We were speechless.”

The acting was pretty good, we’ll admit.

Their co-star, Lo Bosworth, was equally impressed with the way The Hills finale came to an end: “You know when the last scenes of the show were happening, I got a little [lump] in my throat,” she said. “They were great. I loved it.”

Come on. While not every aspect of the show is fake (most likely), there’s not much interpretation to do about Brody and Kristin. It was all fake, not real.

She’s dating a Hills cameraman and knew full well he has been with Avril Lavigne. Which is fine, except that MTV always billed this as a reality show. Now they’re admitting they script whatever they want, but with some profound point?

Please.

The entire cast of The Hills, minus the vanquished Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, but including alumni Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port, commemorated the hit MTV series’ final episode Tuesday night with one last bash in Hollywood.

So much has changed between The Hills finale and what began as a Laguna Beach spinoff 102 episodes ago. But it was great to see LC back, since she started it all.

On hand were the likes of Kristin Cavallari, Brody Jenner and Audrina Patridge, along with bit players Justin-Bobby, Lo, Stephanie, that Stacie girl and many more.

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“Nothing you see on TV is real,” Cavallari, 23, tells PEOPLE. “Fans need to understand it’s all entertainment. It’s all in fun. I would never put my close friends or a real relationship on a show.”

Spencer Pratt has been very … well, non-Spencer Pratt lately.

Uncharacteristically absent from the spotlight, he hasn’t been seen in public in over a month, or on The Hills, where he and Heidi Montag were cut loose without any explanation from the show, which ends its six-season run tonight.

Might he be planning a surprise – and unwelcome – public foray this evening? Implying he may crash The Hills finale party, he Tweeted on Tuesday:

“Booking my room @Roosevelt Hotel Hollywood now that I have no place to live I think i should just move in there today (to) stay near the action.”

No place to live? We know he looks like a homeless man, but is Spencer Pratt really out on the street? At least he’s comfortable as a mountain man …

If Spencer Pratt does crash The Hills’ live post-finale bash, we hope he bursts on stage dressed like this. Fingers crossed. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Wouldn’t you know it, the Hollywood Roosevelt is the site of tonight’s finale party, for which Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are not on the guest list.

Kristin Cavallari, Brody Jenner and other stars will be on hand, along with the show’s two most famous alumnae, Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port.

No Speidi, though, after clashes with Hills creator Adam DiVello on and off set led to an unceremonious, unexplained parting of ways with the show.

Heidi’s also moving forward with plans to divorce him, supposedly.

Cavallari calls the situation “sad,” and says as far as she knows, no one has spoken to either member of the duo since they last filmed together.

“I’ve reached out to Heidi,” says Kristin, who fixed up Speidi. “I can’t get a hold of her because she changed her number. I’d love to talk to her.”

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip and our staff’s Week in Review. Below, we take a look back on the wild last seven days in celebrity news. Are you ready?!

Visit us daily and follow us on Facebook and Twitter for all the latest gossip, rumors, commentary and humor 24/7/365. Now, on to THG‘s Week in Review …

• Mel Gibson is being investigated for domestic violence against ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. She says he not only hit her, but said she deserved it.
• LeBron James decided to generate insane hype, then screw over Cleveland on national TV. That’s gotta hurt! Oh, this dude claims he’s LeBron’s dad.
• Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi took their split to The Bachelorette for a special segment in which both had serious meltdowns. What a train wreck.
• Lindsay Lohan is apparently dating Eilat Anschel. Hopefully her new girl waits for her to get out of jail. Poor Lindsay. Such a crime against humanity.

Lindsay Lohan can’t believe she has to face consequences for something.

• Tiger Woods is frustrated. Elin is $100 million richer.
• Levi Johnston actually apologized to Sarah Palin.
• Sorry gals: Justin Bieber will remain virginal.
• Miley Cyrus’ album sales took a nosedive.
• Suffice it to say Eclipse revenues did not.
• Is Robsten at war or just out on a date?

He did alright. Now he’s lost $100 million, two kids and his golf game.

• The Tammy Lynn Michaels-Melissa Etheridge split is getting ugly.
• Move over, Jienna: Ed Swiderski and Jillian Harris also split.
• Brody Jenner is totally in love. And he is a complete idiot.
• Eddie Cibrian will cheat again (or so his ex-wife claims).
• Cristiano Ronaldo became a father; Mother unknown!
• Cheryl Cole came down with malaria. Get well soon!

Congratulations to three beautiful, newly-wedded couples!

• TV Watch: Bethenny Frankel got married; A-Fed trimmed The Bachelorette field to four; The Hills aired its penultimate episode, with its finale Tuesday.
• Police Blotter: Jaleel White was accused of battery; Paris Hilton was arrested at the World Cup in South Africal George Michael crashed his car into a building.
• Couples watch: Jessica Simpson is dating a former NFL player, Eric Johnson; Kim Kardashian is with current NFL player Miles Austin; Reggie Bush may be dating Amber Rose; Jennifer Aniston and Chris Gartin may be an item.
• Wedding Bells: Jenna Fischer and Lee Kirk wed, as did Johnathon Schaech and Jana Rae Kramer, and Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller. Congratulations to all!

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip. Below, our staffers have compiled some of the many photos we ran this past week. Click to enlarge some of them below, then follow jump for dozens of additional images from our full gallery of our celebrity pics …

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He may not be contractually allowed to reference her by name on The Hills (he’s “seeing someone new”), but Brody Jenner is definitely smitten with Avril Lavigne.

The wannabe punk rocker has left her mark on Hollywood‘s JV womanizer, literally. Brody Jenner has a new tattoo seen on his forearm – it reads “Avril”. Profound.

While this may seem like an incredibly stupid move from a guy who changes girlfriends so rapidly, at least the huge “Jenner” tattoo on his side is more ridiculous.

Yes, we’re serious about that one.

At least Avril returned the favor. Lavigne reportedly has “Brody” tattooed on her ribs, which was seen recently when she wore a bikini on the beach in Malibu.

When’s the wedding, guys?

Hey, Hollywood relationships may come and go every couple of months, but tattoos on Brody Jenner’s body are forever. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]