Bo Fo' Sho'
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beat and lyrics by bo burnham
walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.
Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit.
chorus:
My name is bo fo sho,
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it continuity.
the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words
and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion
chorus...
walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).
we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively
a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks
"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits,
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd i come to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.
Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: boburnham
Length: 03:13
Rating: 4.873635
Views: 7827099
Tags: rap awkward bo burnham boburnham puns wordplay sort of feminine
Video Comments
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hockeyplayer10able (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Jo
tricnomistal (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
@toridooley1 lol indeed he is, but he aught to be more famous...
stcroixboy1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I drive a Ford Focus and have ADD!
toridooley1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
He IS famous lol
aidanskilla21 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
dude how is he not super uber duper famous
DixieManda (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
okay I don't get the fractions joke. I mean, either I've already gotten it and am just putting to much thought in it, or I'm completely missing it.
cierrasykesbitch (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bo is brilliant <3
cierrasykesbitch (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
hey kid below me, i bet you didn't give a shit about her before she was dead, and its true, one less druggie on this planet :p
GuyNamedHonzik (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Whitney Houston joke :(
I understand it was made before, but :( |
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