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TheSwivelChick (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
@AlesanaCrazy459
hahahaha!!!! how did u manage that one??? you just made my day bc now i don't feel so blond... ;))))
DragonBallproduct (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I walked into my dad while he was in the bathroom ......... FML.
MrZakouch (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
thumps up if you go on the fml website everyday!!!
quenchization (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
my fml was when i was thinking about killing my evil g-ma i looked down and i wasent thinking
jayluvsrayray143 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
@SimsMoviesLmt WHAT PLZZ TELL ME YOUR JOKING I DONT LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER BUT YOU HAD SEX WITH HIM
sparkleybird1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
my horse tried to rape me lol
dizzybean (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
my Fml happend yesterday while i changed my *time of the month* catcher that was wrong :/ but anyway my sister had givin me these pads and i opened one and it was the smallest pad on the face of the planet so i made it into a sign asking here wtf is this supposed to be LMAO FML
beckilovewho (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
JenniferBebe143 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
XxMagentaMcKinleyxX (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Me and my boyfriend were joking around in my room and I was pretending to act all sexy and I hit my head on the self above my bed. FML |
