Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labw my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/alb... music and lyrics by bo burnham hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because she is ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear that Santa's only s'pose to come once year Now i buy whores Rock n roll and i stuff their stockings with my north pole I had a wonderful life With a healthy household and a beautiful wife and a pot full of gold then my wife spent my riches all by herself and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf now i drink all day and a part of me dies cause my wife's gettin gangbanged by the rice krispie guys Everyday i get up, and i get to work late, my boss says "hey whatsup?" i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat "big pussy!" i cant argue with that if another kid gives me frosted flakes i swear on my life, ill eat his parents. im the easter bunny hey im back used to funny now im hooked on crack heaps of heroine aint no joke marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke coooooke drugs for life thats my plan but now i have no attention sp..... hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick i think they got herpes from some irish chick santa, tony, could you guys please stop? oh snap.....crackle and pop

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: boburnham

Length: 04:38
Rating: 4.9069586
Views: 6147878

Tags: fictional  characters  rehab  song  comedy  guitar  bo  burnham  

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