THE NEW DORK - Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | grasshopper.com

http://grasshopper.com - This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all "new dorks"). It's a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' "Empire State of Mind," from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because there's a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie - they're all super popular new dorks! Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe! Get the FREE SONG in mp3 here: http://seedwell.com/download/T... or the Jerkin Remix in mp3 here: http://seedwell.com/download/T... -beau, peter and david the pantless knights CREDITS: Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.com Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia Camera by Peter Furia Line Produced by Kimi Milo Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp & Jacqueline Becker - http://youtube.com/jacquelinem... Starring Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei Lan Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite Special guest - TGIF Crew - http://youtube.com/tgifcali LYRICS: Now Im in the blogosphere, Now I'm in the twitterverse Fans get so immersed, But I'm a nerd forever I'm the new Zuckerberg, And since my website I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes Used to be the basement, Back at my mom's place Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space Make way for the, One man businesses Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time Makin big plans, To dominate the online Yeah, I'm on YouTube, this is one man Sharin' google revenue, With songs on my webcam Science is the new art, Databases day to day Geeks spreadin' sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie Tell from my avatar, That I'm most definitely The New Dork, Social networks - what dreams are made of, There's nothing you can't do Now you're the New Dork This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn cool Let's hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage Hell, I'm on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze And Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks Now I'm pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O. You can see where I be, With the I.P.O. Now I'm up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster's lurkin' Used to be a reject, But now I'm steady jerkin' Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony Comin' from the small time, Girls couldn't find me Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on You should follow me, cuz I'm friends with Ashton CHORUS FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/grasshoppe... TWITTER http://twitter.com/grasshopper... Contact us at info[at]pantlessknights.com

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: pantlessknights

Length: 02:49
Rating: 4.868256
Views: 1284894

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