Jizz In My Pants - Nerd Remix

And you thought the guys in the original video were losers... First short by JIN-GUO PRODUCTIONS. *** We won "Viewers Choice Award" for the Third Annual Phylm Prize contest; thanks to everyone who voted for us! http://www.communitycounts.com... *** Special thanks goes to Tory and Ayse for their bravery in participating, Si and Charles for their time and patience as cameramen, and of course The Lonely Island for providing the music and inspiration for the whole thing in the first place! ***Vote for Elijah's film to advance to Western Regionals in Campus Movie Fest, before Sept. 25! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... LYRICS: (Eric) Can't think, 'cause I'm really stressed Not prepared for my physics test I'm studying with a girl I just met Gotta finish up these problem sets She asks me how I did number eight I say that you gotta differentiate She says, I'm tired, let's go to your room The math must've worn her out, I assume She shoves me on the bed and takes off her shirt I push her back 'cause I needed to work She gets mad and throws my cube at me But I see the colors turn so perfectly, That's when I JIZZ IN MY PANTS I'm really sorry, please don't get me wrong When I see a Rubik's cube I get turned on Now I have the urge to solve this thing And so I JIZZ IN MY PANTS You might think that this is all absurd But it's not my fault that I'm a physics nerd Now get out of my room, I need to clean up And then we'll go back to work (Elijah) I need a few things from the library Gotta do my research on philosophy I saw a girl, her body was a work of art I walked up and asked where I could find Descartes She took me to call number J16 Over in the back where we couldn't be seen I looked at her, she looked back at me This was the only place she wanted to be I moved in closer to stroke her hair When all of sudden I saw Shakespeare And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS I know you might think that I'm really weird But I get a boner every time I read King Lear I gave Act Five a little glance and Then I JIZZED IN MY PANTS Hey, it's your fault that you took me here You know that I have a fetish for Shakespeare I get so hot when I take a look I think I'm gonna have to check out this book (Eric) Last week, as I was programming, I worked all night on pure caffeine Finished my code and put the input in, Saw no errors or IO exceptions And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS (Elijah) Driving down the street in my Honda Accord The only thing my yearly budget can afford I turn on the radio and hear Beethoven's Ninth And I JIZZ IN MY PANTS (Eric) I just derived all of Maxwell's Equations And I JIZZ IN MY PANTS (Elijah) I look up a word in the dictionary and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS (Eric) When I finished reading A Brief History of Time I JIZZED IN MY PANTS (Elijah) I saw a book And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS (Eric) I went to the JIZZED IN MY PANTS You know...this is why we don't get girls. (Both) I jizz right in my pants Every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands It's like having sex to me You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times It's a necessity (Eric) 'Cause I JIZZ IN MY PANTS I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, Yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants (Elijah) And I JIZZ IN MY PANTS I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: jinguoproductions

Length: 02:45
Rating: 4.7940097
Views: 694246

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