Auto-Tune the News #2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage.

shirts: http://www.districtlines.com/A... we're on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotun... For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. The players in the news opera include: Andrew Gregory (my big bro). You can also find him here: http://andrewgregorymusic.com/... Ruth Marcus on gay marriage Kiran Chetry on marijuana Sean Hannity and Hillary Clinton on pirates Katie Couric on melting ice Lyrics: RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front First of all, to have a state like Iowa MG: Whatchoo tryna say about Iowa RM: Not the east coast state MG: East coast RM: Not the left coast state MG: Left coast RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine Give me your number, we can bump and grind Talkin about politics all night Leavin the club in the mornin light If we get carried away We might get gay-married today KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth? MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes! AG: I'm an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah) SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescued The president has decided to step in front of the spotlight AG: Ooh, I'm angry! You can't see it, but my forehead's veiny SH: And even take some credit for authorizing the mission AG: Well, don't you worry, baby boo You'll always have an angry gorilla to be angry with you That's what I do. Just ask Donkey Kong. He's in my crew KC: At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast AG: Oh snap, how fast? KC: Many scientists now predict it will be gone within 30 years AG: Surely you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest, shawty KC: Some researchers think it could disappear in just six AG: Shit! KC: Without it there could be a snowball effect AG: Oh KC: With temperatures rising even faster If we all don't take bold action and take it soon AG: Yeah, Both: We will find ourselves on very thin ice MG: Tell em, Hillary, pirates on very thin ice HC: These pirates are criminals They are armed gangs on the sea MG: That means the ocean HC: The United States does not make concessions Or ransom payments to pirates ... MG: Hello, shawty, we can meet up at the mall Browse around at the bookstore Mentally ball until we fall

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Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
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Length: 02:41
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