Swine Flu Song

I felt it was only appropriate to put something up in response to all the coverage of the recent Swine Flu outbreak. Pigs are getting a bad rap on this one. The government is supposedly renaming the virus to H1-N1, but it doesn't seem to be catching on. SONG LYRICS Miss Piggy, Arnold Ziffle, neither has a little sniffle Porky Pig and Pooh's Piglet No fever yet Putnam, Gordy, Toot and Puddle Not contagious safe to snuggle Ask Petunia Babe, Noelle All of them feel well Wilbur, Hamm Hogzilla too None of them caused the flu Wash your hands, wear a mask How'd this happen, people ask How it started I don't know Stay away from Mexico Now it's in the USA No one's safe this day and age Pigs didn't start the swine flu Blame the laboratory For this awful Story Pigs didn't start the swine flu No we've been betrayed The strain appears man-made Viral codes of human flu Bird influenza's in there too The only thing i seem to find People blame the swine Read the papers, post your blog Blame it on the lowly hog Down some aspirin, take a swig You're infected by the pig Everyone thinks I'm contagious Read it on my twitter pages You can hug me you won't die Come and hang out in my sty Eat your dinner throw it up No one blames it on the pup Run a temp and get the chlls Everyone run for the hills Pigs didn't start the swine flu Blame the laboratory For this awful Story Pigs didn't start the swine flu No we've been betrayed The strain appears man-made Name diseases after pigs Everyone throws dirty digs I'm a virus people think I'm not sick I'm clean and pink I"m your friend your little buddy I don't know why you feel cruddy Don't blame me I'm not the cause Government should change the laws People sick across the nation Looking for a vaccination Center for disease control Someone there has got to know This disease it needs a name Which animals should we defame Nobody will likely mind If we named it for an ugly swine Pigs didn't start the swine flu Blame the laboratory For this awful Story Pigs didn't start the swine flu No we've been betrayed The strain appears man-made The pigs are innocent I tell you We didn't do anything wrong We didn't start this disease But we're taking all the blame.

Channel: People & Blogs
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: PutnamPig

Length: 03:49
Rating: 4.8250394
Views: 1402263

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